Posted 9 hours ago

by-ogdens-hammer:

Lamping guild roleplays is so worth it.

Posted 10 hours ago

by-ogdens-hammer:

thisgolddolyak:

uniderp4203:

by-ogdens-hammer:

gw2-malstuff:

thisgolddolyak:

by-ogdens-hammer:

krewezero:

by-ogdens-hammer:

so I just remembered #tyrianswimsuit was gr8 and I propose that this year as the weather gets colder we start drawing everyone in ugly sweaters who’s with me

There’s a problem with this. For those of us who play norn, winter is still swimsuit season, unless you want to call it s#hiverpeakswimsuit.

… touché.

Surely your norn can bear to wear a sweater for one picture before heading back out to the hot springs.

I am in full shameless support of norn in ugly sweaters

with dolyak applique patches and dredge teeth sewn into the hems.

That sweater idea sounds so cute, buut…

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Tyr would disagree..And he’s no norn but I digress DOLYAK SWEATERS FOR EVERYONE

it’s already starting

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Am I cool kid joining in on this Tobias is pumped for the season as you can tell

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"By the Tree, Herdot, how do you even own a sweater this ugly?”

"… My mother made it for me. I was twelve."

I’M CRYING I HAVE DONE A BEAUTIFUL THING ON THIS DAY

THIS WILL BE MY LEGACY

Posted 11 hours ago
Posted 15 hours ago

chocolate-time-machine:

more bear owls

based on my favorite owls <3

Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 15 hours ago

The Protagonist of P5

(Source: velstadt)

Posted 1 day ago

edencomplex:

fullmetalbaby:

ideal-metaphor:

The one thing that I never fully understood about FMA was the fact that Ed never got a military uniform.  They literally let the little runt wear whatever.

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Posted 1 day ago

aerynsys:

Midori and I modeling for the Otakuthon Baby the Stars Shine Bright Fashion Show 2014 in Montreal, Canada~

Our fashion show outfits and her pink usakumya all matched so we looked like we were getting married together as a family XD!! My Fjord hat even had a veil too! It was so amazing to finally get to meet Midori and to model with her <3!

Posted 3 days ago

urulokid:

urulokid:

poutineisdelicious:

xekstrin:

majere636:

arachnofiend:

marapetsrules:

bobfoxsky:

“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?

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Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

This revelation just knocked me over.

LET ME TELL YOU A THING ABOUT JOHN RONALD REUEL TOLKIEN. BACK THE FUCK UP SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING YOU’RE FUCKING JON SNOW HERE. LET ME TELL U A THING

JONNY T WAS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FANBOY TO EVER WALK THE EARTH. LITERALLY THIS FUCKIN NERD WENT INTO WORLD WAR ONE AND WROTE NORSEFIC EDDA FANFIC IN THE TRENCHES AND SENT IT TO ALL HIS FRIENDS WHO WERE PRESUMABLY LIKE “JOHN WHAT THE FUCK”

BUT IT DOESN’T END THERE

HIS WIFE? MADE HER AND HIMSELF INTO SELF-INSERT OCS IN SAID FIC. ALSO MADE HIMSELF A TOTAL TYR SELF INSERT CHARACTER. ALL VERY DRAMATIC. KEPT WRITING THIS FIC UNTIL IT WAS HUGE. AFTER HE DIED HIS SON PUBLISHED IT AND CALLED IT THE SILMARILLION. JRR YOU FUCKIN NERD

WAIT I’M NOT FUCKING DONE YET. TREEBEARD? BASED THE WAY HE TALKED OF HIS OLD FRIEND JACK WHO YOU ALL MIGHT KNOW AS CS LEWIS. THAT’S RIGHT. THAT NARNIA MOTHERFUCKER. WROTE HIM INTO LORD OF THE RINGS AKA THE SEQUEL TO THE SEQUEL OF HIS ORIGINAL FANFIC MASTERPIECE. CS LEWIS FUCKING HATED LORD OF THE RINGS. TOLKIEN FUCKING HATED NARNIA. BASICALLY THEY STARTED THE OXFORD PROFESSOR LIVEJOURNAL CLUB AND THEY FLAMED EACH OTHER’S SHIT RELENTLESSLY YET REMAINED BFFS

SHELOB? FUCKING TARANTULA BIT J-TIDDY ON THE FOOT WHEN HE WAS LIKE 3. WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS.

HIS AUNT’S HOUSE? NAMED BAG END. YEAH YOU GUESSED IT WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS

THIS FUCKING DORKUS SUPREME MADE UP HIS OWN LANGUAGE. WAIT NO IM WRONG. HE MADE UP LIKE 80 LANGUAGES AND DIALECTS AND ALPHABETS AND SHIT 

BEST PART OF ALL?? HIS OWN LAST NAME, TOLKIEN, WAS DERIVED FROM THE GERMAN “TOLKHUN” MEANING “FOOLHARDY”. DOES THAT RING A BELL TO ANYONE FAMILIAR TO LORD OF THE RINGS??? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT PEREGRIN “PIPPIN” TOOK’S LIKE FUCKING CATCHPHRASE WAS “FOOL OF A TOOK”. TOLKIEN FIC’D HIS OWN FAMILIAL LINGUISTIC HISTORY INTO HIS WORK WHAT A DWEEB

IN 2008 HE RANKED 6TH ON A LIST OF THE TOP 50 BRITISH WRITERS SINCE 1945. HE WAS A PROFESSOR OF LANGUAGES AND OTHER IMPORTANT STUFFY SHIT AT OXFORD

AND JRR TOLKIEN WAS THE BIGGEST DWEEB EVER TO LIVE

THE END

(Source: the-peoples-of-middle-earth)

Posted 3 days ago